Perl Oasis

A superband that will not split….

SO it is just a few short days, nerve-bitingly it is less than 3 days, to the wonderful Perl Oasis held in the – hopefully – sunny city of Orlando in Florida. I am biting my nails because I rather foolishly jumped into the fray and declared, “yes, I shall do a Keynote for you muhahahaha,” what a plonker.

So what is my keynote on? Well you might well ask and I might well answer. Actually I am sort of going to answer, maybe…

I have decided to talk a little about some of the ‘Horrible Things’ that we in the community must do, and the terrible word that links all of this. Some of you may have guessed what this is just by that short description, and the rest of you will have to wait until after the conference for me to tell you.

So why am I mentioning it here? Well I want you all to pay attention to the fact there is a conference. Be upset that you missed it. And resolve to make it there next year. I will, of course be talking about this conference in my blog next week where I may also start my campaign of Awful Things We ALL Must Do.

-ttfn – Mark